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shurlockhulmes: alexandraerin: GOD DAMN IT
Give me a character and I will answer:
brokenbravery: Why I like them Why I don’t Favorite episode (scene if movie) Favorite season/movie Favorite line Favorite outfit OTP Brotp Head Canon Unpopular opinion A wish An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen 5 words to best describe them My nickname for them
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
moriartylaughingalonewithcrown: vikingstorytime: liquiddittyfloats: who else feels like the hannibal fandom came out of fucking nowhere #walk into the club like whaddup i eat people i couldn’t resist
jpkitty: In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
give me a fictional character and i'll tell you...
daguchna: the-dolorosa: flaws exactly what they did wrong in the plot basically why I hate them bonus points if it’s one of my favorite characters ^^ Okay, I want this too.
Societal expectations of sex don't make any sense
fictionaladyfeels: salmiakkivodka: If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage But homosexuality is bad I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with #i’m not saying its aliens #but
a hipster blog follows you you like fandom posts, don’t you, squidward?
its-always-funnier-in-enochian: i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT
shessomethingsarcastic: much-too-troublesome: fatalismulier: I wish people would learn the difference between “OMG I want to live in the 50’s!! I was born in the wrong era!!” And “I appreciate the vintage aesthetic and wish it was easy and commonplace to adopt that kind of style in today’s world.” Because, as much as I love pompadours and winged eyeliner, I also love having rights. I...
georgedickham: have you ever met a person that you’re forced to mantain a level of cold civility towards but if you could you would totally punch them as hard as you could but you can’t so every second you’re forced to be around them you’re thinking of smashing their face in just so they’ll shut up
gpgay: DO YOU KNOW HOW UPSET I AM RIGHT NOW IT’S A TRAMPOLINE TENT SO ONCE YOU’RE DONE BOUNCING AND HAVING FUN YOU CAN SLEEP ON THE FUCKING TRAMPOLINE AND HAVE EVEN MORE FUN OMFG YOU COULD FUCK ON THAT TRAMPOLINE IT WOULD BE SO FUN
simplyshallow: thedingledodies: oscill8wildly: milktree: you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum i need this printed on a t-shirt
rubywhiterabbit: caswantsthedean: what if Cas and Dean were at an ancient church and theres a painting of a baby angel and Dean jokingly says “aw Cas it looks like you” and Cas goes “that is me” and thEY LOOK AT CAS AS A BABY AND UGHH “and that naked one flipping off the pope is Gabriel”
urbanfuck: my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed, gay child
manafromheaven: telescopics: malforms: nothing screams “gay” louder than someone screaming “gay” really loud unless your screams of “gay” are muffled by another guy’s cock that’s pretty gay ohmygod
lifeisnotasongsweetling: I suffer when fictional characters embarrass themselves
jesus-has-a-dying-fetus: dorkstrider: do i even have a sexuality at this point or is it literally just “oh yes i’d kiss you”
onediwreckingmylife: at monash university in melbourne the women’s department had a bake sale and cupcakes were one dollar for men and eighty cents for women and seventy cents for trans* people to represent the wage gap and heaps of guys kicked off about it being sexist and that’s how i finally understood how hypocritical and ignorant men’s rights activism is
i’m really tempted to dress up as a superhero that doesn’t exist and go to a con and see how many self-righteous marvel/dc fanboys pretend to know who i am so that they don’t ruin their precious little nerd cred.
i really really hope my parents don’t ever decide to search my room for anything because they’d probably find a flogger and a saran wrapped cucumber
stop calling the weather bipolar (◡‿◡✿) or I will sacrifice you to satan and plead insanity in court (◕‿◕✿) the weather isn’t fucking bipolar you douche-balloons (⊙‿⊙✿)
alixabee: lawofmoriarty: I FINISHED THE RIBBON PART OF MY DALEK CORSAGE FOR MY PROM DATE *happy dances into oblivion* *happy dances because I’m her prom date* *also happy dances because she’s my prom date like yeah I got the awesome one*
*shouts from the rooftop* I HAVE BIPOLAR OOOONNNNEEE!!!! *whispers* and i’m in a really mixed mood so don’t look at me
I FINISHED THE RIBBON PART OF MY DALEK CORSAGE FOR MY PROM DATE *happy dances into oblivion*
i’m as straight as a circle and she’s as straight as a tangent line BUT WE STILL TOUCHED ONCE
drunkpls: If we follow each other you have permission to ask me for my number and text me
chauvinistsushi: sourcedumal: sluteverbabe: arseniccupcakes: boyhands: i want to start a girl gang but not the cute rookie kind i mean like a real mob-type gang where we put hits on powerful men and fix sports games and run a black market of sex toys and stolen valentino dresses sign me up im in I am SO in for this. stolen. valentino. dresses
havingajonfire: reads nc-17 slash fiction as bedtime story
The further a society drifts from truth, the more it will hate those that speak...– —George Orwell (via loonymoonchild)
irisowl: So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized Dr. Robert Evans I looked it up My dentist is Captain America’s dad
black-holes-of-symmetry: I CANNOT CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON WHERE IS THE PEACE BECAUSE I AM DON E
napkindicks asked: No no no don't ever think that! I'm just pretty bad at staying on top of communication sometimes and I worry that I scare you away. But no. I will never not want you.