i was at the gay pride festival and my mom saw an openly mtf woman walking through the wading pools there in fancy clothing and my mom’s eyes widened and she whispered, “that is an absolute atrocity” and i was like wtf mom not cool and then she continued “shes going to wreck those high heels if she walks through the water like that”
who does polyphemus hate more than odysseus
guys please it’s a literature joke i need your support on this
oh jesus christ, leonard
I’M NOT EVEN IN THE STAR TREK OR HOBBIT FANDOMS AND I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN
Trekkies new and old must watch this commercial, for it is beautiful. For those of you who don’t quite get Leonard Nimoy muttering something about Bilbo Baggins, Leonard had a short-lived musical career after his role as Spock, producing “The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins,” so he’s really singing a small bit of his own song.
"I love and accept you for who you are."Me: I'm bisexual.
Mom: That's just a copout. You're one or the other. Pick a side.
Me: Fine. I'm a lesbian.
Mom: Oh, okay! I love and accept you for who you are
Me: Hey, mom, this is Cindy.
Mom: I thought you liked girls.
Me: First, she's just a friend. Second, she is a girl.
Mom: That's a guy in drag. What's your real name, Cindy?
Me: That is her "real name." Maybe not her given name, but still. And she's trans*.
Mom: No, he isn't. He looks like a guy.
*rolls off a cliff*
Sister: *Makes a face* Anyone else?
Sister: *grabs me by the shoulders and shakes me* LET IT GOOOOOO.